so work calls me an hour before I start to ask if I can come in early? like… what? you realize I have to drive there and park offsite and stuff right? I dont just like… appear at work. blah.
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all